AUTOMATIC MAN

Better Late than Never....

Mon, 09 May 2005 21:00:16 GMT

Would anyone happen to have "The Possisive Investment In Whiteness"? I am willing to give a fair amount of money for it. I really REALLY need it.

boredededed

Tue, 04 Nov 2003 20:34:42 GMT

Im doing my sister a favor by watching her daughter..bored out of mind. This quiz entertained me for a millisecond.

Power Rangers Movie!

What movie Do you Belong in?(many different outcomes!)
brought to you by Quizilla

Go go power rangers! RAWK!

Escaping death!!

Sun, 12 Oct 2003 23:53:36 GMT

Wow. Im afraid to use my oven ever again. Why? Because I cooked a late breakfast today and all of a sudden me and Lea are like about to pass out. I think my oven is leaking carbon monoxide. So we stumble outside and wait for the gas company to arrive. They told me my pilot on my stove was broke or something, i dont fucking know. I then went to the ER and wasted 2 and a half hours of my life on an oxygen machine. Thats a lot of fucking trouble to go through for pancakes, bacon and eggs. So Im never cooking again until i get a carbon monoxide detecter. I still feel really weird right now. Its like being drunk without drinking. I wouldnt mind if my life wasnt threatened by it.

Besides that my weekend has been cool.

I still dont know what im going as on Halloween. Derrick suggested we go as the Insane Mime Posse. He needs to die for even suggesting such a regunant idea. I dont want to be lame and go as Sasuke since I already have a Sasuke mask, everyones and thier mother has already seen me in that mask. Ahh..what to do, what to do?

CZW wrestling was cool as usual. Also got really drunk, again, the usual. Call it lame, but I just really enjoy getting drunk and yelling at the wrestlers. No one ever catches on to my chants though. God damnit. I stole a steel chair for my apartment. Im sitting on it right now. Theres a nice dent in it, im not sure if its from a wrestlers head or mine. C'mon, you know I couldnt resist taking a chair shot to the head. Hehe. After wrestling I ate a whole pizza and cheese fries. Now,I am trying to watch my wait...I would have never done that sober and Im upset at myself for it.

Everyone go out and buy Macho Man Randy Savage's new rap CD. Its the "Kazaam" of rap cd's. Its suckiness makes i the most entertaining release this year, in any genre. Listen to some samples at www.machoman.com. THen buy it. Lets make this piece of shit platnuim people!

Oh yeah, and I got the sluts not to come this weekend. YES!

Update

Tue, 07 Oct 2003 16:13:34 GMT

Well I finnally have internet in my apartment...yay!

I started school again yesterday. I had video production 101. Its gona be a cool class...we have to make a 30 second commmercial and a 5 minute movie for assignments..how cool is that? I also had Authoring tools class yesterday, but I decided to skip it and eat some fried chicken instead. Im definetly the model student. Anyway, this time I am going to try and bring in all A's this time.

The worst part about having an apartment--uninvited guests. Megan and Lenny just 'decided' that they wanna spend this weekend here. I didnt invite them. Lea didnt invite them. What the fuck man. And I plan on going to CZW this weekend and they wouldnt wanna go, so she suggest that we give her a key to the apartment. Knowing Megans horny ass, they will be fucking on my couch, maybe my bed. FUCK THAT SHIT. I have to think of a way to get them not to come, without being too rude.

The most important day of my career took place last week--I had an interview for the position of graphic designer at Omicron consulting. This is a big time, high paying job with excellent benefits...The interveiw went well, but I dont know if im going to get it. I mean, i dont have THAT much experience, well at least compared to other candidates they have. But the people who interveiwed me seemed to really like the fact that I am so ambitious and the fact that I've never worked in an office environment before. They said I am the youngest of the candidates and they want young, fun people to work there. But I just dont know. Honestly, I think that at this stage in my career I dont deserve the job. But it would be nice to make 35,000 + (entry level starting salary) a year with benefits and travel expenses paid. I just wont get my hopes up.

Wish me luck.

Peace.

blah blah blah

Sun, 14 Sep 2003 21:26:44 GMT

I still dont have internet or phone at my apartment. Im typing this entry from my old home as I visit my parents. Having this apartment is so awesome. I dont think the magic will ever wear off. I know I sound like a dork and all..but whatever!

Went to CZW wrestling last night. Drank an immesurable amount of beer. It was a good show, but even better drunk. These chicks who looked like they were 12 were dressed like fucking hookers. Me and Ed went up to them and asked them how old they were. They were both 14. So I went over to the dude who was talking to them to warn him that the chicks were extremely underage. He then tells me that the 2 chicks are his niece and daughter. Now aint that some fucked up shite. After that me, Lea, Ed and Rick walked back the apartment, got some really shitty chinese food and watched an equally shitty B movie. they passed out on the couch. An overall good night that could've used more beer...but good nonetheless.

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Thu, 11 Sep 2003 13:52:15 GMT

Mwuahaha...I love my new apartment! Right in center city near...well, everything! its great! Come on over!!

Friends only now...

Tue, 19 Aug 2003 03:39:56 GMT

From now on this journal is private (friends only) because my worthless, ignorant brother found it. I know you're reading this. Stay out of my business and worry about your own fucked up life. And dont talk to me anymore. I mean it this time. Not until you learn how to respect me like I continued to show you respect, even after you punched me in the face last month.

If anyone wants to be added, just add me.

Im Sleepy.

Sat, 16 Aug 2003 06:52:54 GMT

Im bored so here are some pics of last night (thursday night technically...whatever)

Lea is happy.

Still happy. Quite possibly the happiest girl in the world.(Why wouldn't she be happy?...she has me.)

Lea aka Winky. No we dont really call her winky.

Eddy with a homemade bong. naughty boy!!

And of course, me being as drug free as possible. (No, I am really not high. Just a bad picture!)

Huzzah!

Whats on the ceiling?

Maybe i'll make a private post about this entry later..im goin to bed. ciao.

Stupidity running rampant...

Thu, 03 Jul 2003 22:27:08 GMT

Me - "I really hate sk8er boi"
Derrick - "So there making a movie based off of it."
Ed - "What's it called?"

2 months later

Sat, 21 Jun 2003 19:25:59 GMT

Hey just dropping in for an update.

I've been in a shitty slump as of late...I've been hella broke. Barely enough money to take buses where i need to go, or hang out with Lea or my other friends,definetly not enough to waste on shows. But I've managed to keep my head above water and luckily I have some more income now.

I seriously need to learn some good business relations because I've seemed to aleinate my only client right now. I'm going to go down to her office and pick up some more money this week, but the big thing I am really interested even moreso than being a webmaster for her company is that she offered me a teaching gig, teaching web design to kids for a reasonable amount of money. Sounds good and all, but my dumb ass has been so wrapped up in school and friends that I havent talked to her in like a month, so she probably has found another person to teach, just like she found another person to do the website I was supposed to do for her. So if anyone needs me, I'll be slitting my throat right about now...

Me and Lea have came across some problems in our relationship finally...at one point I was seriously about to dump her in anger. But we talk alot about these little snags and we seem to be better than ever. BTW we've been together for 6 months and 8 days or 197 days. I want to do something special for our 200th day together.

Little random things-

+Going to see Conan O'brien yet again on Wednesday. Geez, I'm becoming a regular. Ed may not be going, so I need to find someone whos willing to accept a free ticket to the Conan O'brien show. That might be tough ;-)

+About the Bad Religion show in long Island I went to...COMPLETE DISASTER!!! Number one i accidentally didnt bring enough money and I had to borrow a lot (80$) from Derrick for food, transportation and the hotel. Secondly, it took about 4 hours of waiting for buses to get to Plainveiw, LI. And thirdly, Greg Graffin had a horribly flu and Brooks had an eye infection..THE SHOW WAS CANCELED!!!!! And on top of that it made me get into a fight with Derrick that almost ruined our friendship. I also got into a fight with Lea that almost ended us. So yes, it was quite possibly the worst weekend of alllll time. The best part was going to this huge porn store in NYC and making derrick look at gay porn. Also the hotel we stayed in had this sort of nigthclub thing...all these business people were getting "jiggy" on the dancfloor to the tunes of 50 cent, Fat Joe etc...it looked soo fucking funny, liek seriously it looked like that scene from that Chris Rock movie Head of State. So me and Lea clowned out on the Dance floor. Yes, i busted out a running man. and a worm (horribly done I might add). I even went up behind this couple and started dancing with his woman...It was definetly the highlight of the trip. im never EEEEVVERRR going to Long Island again, I dont care if they are giving away free booze..never again will i visit that wretchedly boring place.

+ Art Institute is OK, but my goal now is to transfer to University of The Arts for this fall. Its gonna be tought to do, and I will likely fail. But my dad is an alumni and he says he will do his best to use some connections to help me get in. I really REALLY want to go to this school man. Im so afraid of failing. If I cant get in, oh well back to AI.

+I tried the atkins diet to shed my few extra pounds. Didnt last 3 days. Sorry, i love my carbs. MMMMM....Olive Garden...*drool*

Well thats it for now. I swear it wont be another 2 months till I update this thing again ;-)

I'm still alive.

Fri, 18 Apr 2003 18:58:50 GMT

Hi there. Remember me?

Well life is great. Nothing but good times. And school is going well too, every expected me to flunk out. I just bought home my best report card since 6th grade (kinda sad). I got an A,B, B-, C+ and a W (dropped a class). I've been drinking a little too much lately, but thats niether here nor there.

I'm off to Long Island tommorow to see BAD RELIGION. I've got the feeling that this is one of the last times they'll ever go on tour, so im going to really enjoy this..but damn them for not coming to Philly. But going all the way to LI is going to be worth it. I dont have a place to stay though, Im hoping I find a motel out there for me, Derrick and Lea to stay in. If not, we are collectivly screwed.

Me? Update my journal? NO WAY!

Thu, 06 Feb 2003 00:24:26 GMT

Well well well.....I finally am going to update this damn thing again.

Lifes been great. Good friends, good money, good girlfreind...i've got no complaints.

Lazy Update for the past month

* Jumped out a moving car for fun. Hurt self.
* Went to see Smackdown. Saw Rey Mysterio in person. Almost had heart attack from excitement.
*Went to see Boy Sets Fire
*Got 2 steady webmaster jobs. boo ya.
*Got horribly drunk with girlfriend...at the movies. I think she puked on a manager. HAHA.

And basically lots of good times, hobos, jew and spic jokes, boobies and not enough school work. I gotta work on that.

Peace

The New Year!

Wed, 01 Jan 2003 19:58:32 GMT

HAPPY NEW YEAR!

My resolutions

* I have a car. I should start using the God damn thing.
* Continue working out until I look like Brock Lesnar
* To start hanging out with friends I dont hang out with much
* To keep my grades up and have better attendance in school
* Get closer with my family. They consider me to be distant and weird. I'll try to be less distant.
* Start spending more time with my neices, nephews and little brother.

I got back from Hazleton visiting my Lea yesterday. Man that town sucks. But the people were friendly and not racist as I thought they would be. And the movies is only 5$!!! WHOA! Visiting her did me good...we spent some good quality (QUALITY!!) time together...i cant wait till she comes back. She got me some great gifts - a Bad Religion shirt (the one with 2 nuns kissing), a Bad Religion japanese tour poster and a Spiderman electric toothbrush! She remembered how I said it was cool but i'd never buy one, and she bought it for me. <3 . I got her a star bracelet from hot topic just like mine, so now we have matching bracelets when we hold hands. I also said some nice sappy stuff when i gave it to her and that had her all choked up. Blah..

The bus ride back sucked ass though. I wanted to get some sleep, but i was seated in front of a crazy person and behind a crazy person. I couldnt get any sleep because they were constanly talking to themselves. At one point the crazy dude said something like "Its time for the rumba! Somebodys gona be getting down tonight!"...crazy shit. I should have moved, but I was too lazy and sleepy. I really REALLY should have moved, especially after I finally got to sleep and i felt something next to me....i wake up and look to the side and the crazy dude is sitting right next to me! Immedialy he got up fast and said he was sorry....It was so weird, Im not even sure whether it was a dream or not. It could have been a dream because I was in need of some serious sleep. The previous night I got no sleep at all and finally went to bed at 8 am and wound up waking at 11am. So yeah needless to say i was tired and delerious.

I need some booze for my little fridge. I also wanna buy a blender so i can make some drinks when i have peoples over. Coolios!

For some reason im obsessed with Jem and the holograms..outrageous...truly, truey, truly outrageous!

Happy new year everyone!

Sat, 28 Dec 2002 18:14:17 GMT

Well..Im turning 21 in about 11 hours...What fun! Im going to see Catch22 and Bigwig, then afterwards go do some drinking and go to a strip club...of course no lapdances...that would be almost like cheating..hehehehe....yeah.

I want to also ride up to Atlantic City and do some gambling. I have a feeling I am a good gambler.

Yeah. Being 21 is gonna be great. I just hate the feeling of getting older. I feel like the older I get, the more people are gonna raise their expectations of me. I wanna be a kid forever :-(

Tonights gonna rock so much! I just wish my Lea was here with me. I told her I'd take her to a strip club when she comes back. That should be interesting. tee hee hee.

Well im off to get ready for my big night. When I return, I will be 100% legal!

Wed, 25 Dec 2002 18:22:54 GMT

Ok ok..I have been possibly the worst LJ owner of all time..But im going to clean up my acting starting now! As you can see, i changed the design a little and i got rid of most of the past posts. Just about all of them infact. I want to start over. Plus I feel like...not really much of my past matters...Im feeling like a new person as i get closer and closer to my 21st Bday (this sunday). I mean...life nowadays seems almost like night and day if I compare it to the way things were earlier this year . Im not getting as many web jobs as I used to...but I'm back in school, working, making new friends (none can top my Chill Sqaudrion though..lol), the family issues are clearing up (though theres still my dickheaded brother whos fucking up constantly...*sigh*) and I've got the best girlfriend ever. I will try to update once a week. But I cant make any promises

Ok so its Christmas...yay?

I have pioneered a new holiday which was a pretty good success on its first day (yesterday)...its called...KAZAAM DAY!

The festivities include giving gifts, eating chicken and celebrating the greatest atrocity in the history of film, Kazaam. Everything about this movie is just bad...full of plot holes, bad acting/rapping, and Shaq grinning like a retard. I swear, it gets worse and worse everytime i see this movie, right now im annoyed just thinking- how the hell could such garbage be made? When the movie was done, did the director say "Thats a rap! beautiful! Great job everyone! This ones gonna be a hit!!"..Ugh...im glad we wont be watching it again until next Kazaam day. Kazaam day is a great great holiday! It think it will catch on! Ok...thats not bloody likely. Anyway I dont want it to catch on. I want it to be something for only me and my friends. Maybe Kazaam day will still be celebrated 20 years from now!

As of now, i miss my Lea...God damn christmas break. anyway me and my buddies are take a little road trip next week and we will stop by her hometown so i can see her for a bit. yay. Visiting her will have to do until she comes back when school starts.

I've got to chill with the money spending. Over the past 4 weeks, i've spent more than $700. Thats fucking insane. I really need to get my God damn car fixed. I really should have saved money.

My ban from Temple has been lifted..woooooooo

Um yea...so thats it.

Sun, 08 Dec 2002 16:50:30 GMT

Wow. I am banned from Temple University dorms. I AM BAD ASS! Ok, maybe not. It kinda sucks. Stupid fucking cops!

Fri, 29 Nov 2002 20:45:49 GMT

http://www.btigerlily.net/BTTheTruthAboutThanksgiving.html

"By 1970, the Wampanoag had turned up a copy of a Thanksgiving proclamation made by the governor of the colony, the text revealed the ugly truth: After a colonial militia had returned from murdering the men, women, and children of an Indian village, the governor proclaimed a holiday and feast to give thanks for the massacre. He encouraged other colonies to do likewise-in other words, every autumn the crops are in, go kill Indians and celebrate your murders with a feast. "

Mon, 25 Nov 2002 17:10:16 GMT

Wow, has my bad luck turned around? This whole week was crappy, but it seems to be slowly turning into good luck. And it all seemed to happen once i got rid of my addidas...thats right, i have new shoes! black and red pumas. shibby! they rock.

Yesterday I went to the art museam for the first time in like....at least 8 years. It was suprisingly cool. Me and Heather went. I did something else i thought i wouldnt ever do too...we went to see Harry Potter! Now see im so used to seeing stupid movies and action movies that this was a nice change of pace, i actually enjoyed the movie. A lot. Call me crazy but I wouldnt mind seeing it again.

So this week ended quite well, despite not going to 2 awesome shows i wanted to attend. This week is gonna be cool though,besides the school and work i've got some fun stuff planned, i've got this feeling good times are ahead.

Am I too old to be believing in lucky shoes?

-peace

Mon, 14 Oct 2002 02:00:35 GMT

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Holy shit. Last night i met Tsunami Bomb. Holy fuck. Dominic was very cool, as was Mike. Agent M is sooo hot in person. I cant believe i actually touched her. and they were sooo nice. I posed for pictures with them, and i got my CD signed. it was so surreal. Did i mention how HOT she was? holy fuck. I told her I love her. hahaha..im serious. And they are so great live...definetly like one of the only bands with a GOOD female vocalist. I suggest everyone check out their stuff..its very good.

Ahh...what else is there...i did other stuff but none of that matters. I've got Tsunami Bomb on the brain.

Fri, 20 Sep 2002 22:18:31 GMT

HOLY SHIT!!! FUCK ME!!! FUCK ME!!! TSUNAMI BOMB!!!! ARRGHGHGHH!H!!!

ok ok...i'll calm down.... NOOOO I CANT!!!

TSUNAMI BOMB IS FINALLY TOURING THE EAST COAST FOR LIKE THE FIRST TIME EVER!!!!

Ok actually its thier third time, but both their Philly shows got cancelled. But they are finnaly coming, October 12th with Tiger Army and The Damned. I got a mail from the bassist Dominic, and he told me they were supposed to be around in the spring, and they havent done well in philly in the past. Im sure they'll do fine now, they are much more popular now that they are on Kung Fu records. anyway i am sooo fucking excited, me and Derrick are huuuuge fans of them. this news has just cured my cold!

*cough*

Ok, maybe not. :-p Some Jack Daniels ought to do the trick!

Sun, 15 Sep 2002 15:54:27 GMT

Heh...last night was sooo awesome. Great show all around. Even the first 2 acts whom I never ehard of were great (Lawrence Arms, and some other group i didnt catch the name of)...when Common Rider came out it started getting crazy. They were my favorite of the night, to bad they didnt do "Signals", my favorite some of theirs..but they threw down some good ones. International Noise Conspiracy was also great,although i wasnt too familiar with them, I warmed up to them pretty quickly. the lead singer is insane! He was doing all sorts of James Brown-esque dance moves, and he even climbed up on top of the speakers and he also climbed to the balcony of the electric factory! holy shit! he rules! lol. Thusday was super cool, although i only knew a few songs of thiers (*ahem*...Crystal....)...man the crowd was craaaazy. I did the robot. it was funny as fuck. I got hit in the eye pretty badly, it didnt swell up like i thought it would though. The biggest dissapointment was that I bought my ticket thinking that Coheed and Cambria would be there. Someone had told me. I even asked some people at the show and they were under the impression that Coheed and Cambria would be there. It sucks that they werent. But it was still a kickass show, we had craaazy fun. w00t.

Fri, 02 Aug 2002 01:14:05 GMT

Im such an idiot.

Wed, 31 Jul 2002 16:20:19 GMT

You're Michaelangelo!

You're the wild child of the group, always up for a party, a game, or any kind of activity that looks FUN! You have a short attention span and hate studying. But you're not all play and no work. When there's trouble, you don't hesitate to do your best to make it go away.

Which Ninja Turtle Are You? Quiz by Irish

Rapheal was always my favorite though....blah

Mon, 29 Jul 2002 01:47:32 GMT

I found this somewhere...its pretty good!
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Punk Rock Love
By: Aaron Wohl

Punk rock love is fucking behind the dumpster down the street from the show.

Fucking in the shower at the Hotel Carlton.

Making out in the recycle bin.

Looking at her tattoos while she's asleep.

Taking showers together.

Playingcheckers with cigarette butts.

Watching her band play.

Dumpstering veggies together and then going back to her place and cooking up a feast.

Knowing the same parts of the same songs.

Both of you having the same ex-girlfriend.

Punk rock love is having to tie her shoes for her cuz she's too drunk.

Kissing under the overpass.

Her sending you her whole diary to read.

Her giving you ten rolls of duct tape for your birthday.

Her beating up skinheads.

Going to the prom on her motorcylce and checking in the helmets at the coatcheck.

Getting astonished stares from all the jocks who thought you were gay, now they feel dumb cuz you're with an older punk rock bombshell and they're with their friend's little sister.

Punk rock love is meeting her outside the club and her saying come home with me or I'm gonna kick your fuckin ass.

Going home with her and she almost kicks your ass anyway.

Sharing hairdye.

Riding double on a bike.

Being loud and not caring.

Sneaky eyes and sleeveless t-shirts.

The sun coming up and you realizing that there's other people on the beach.

A good sleazy one weekstand.

Still being friends afterwards, most of the time.

Punk rock love is her sneaking out in the middle of the night to meet you inthe park.

Running your fingers over her spikey hair.

Her chewing on a flowerand you having to call poison control when her tongue swells up.

Bringing her to the laundromat for a date.

Sharing a sleeping bag and waking up freezing in the middle of the night and her, bleary eyed, trying to heat it up with a blowdrier.

Social Unrest playing "Ever Fallen in Love?" at the gig you're both at the night after she dumps you hard.

Starting smoking again after that night.

Punk rock love is her drawing on you.

Her sleeping on your back.

Her being mad at you for being such a jerk.

Her thinking it's cool that you stink andyour hair stands up by itself.

Her having weird roommates who worship eggs.

You waiting in the doorway for hours hoping she might pass by.

Even in the snow.

Her singing along with Descendents records over the air on her late night radio show.

Her picture on the front page of the morning paper,getting arrested.

Her borrowing your favorite black hat and never giving it back.

Punk rock love is finding a girl who drinks as much coffee as you do.

Going into the cafe where she works and she looks up and smiles and doesn't notice as she tips over a pile of 50 dishes.

They hit the floor one by one and when it's all done everyone in the cafe applauds and you both turn beet red.

Punk rock love is both of you doing fanzines.

Years later her teaching English to college freshmen, you still doing fanzines.

Her wearing glasses through her eyes are fine, using crutches though her legs are fine, and talking with a fake speech impediment.

You just thinking it's rad girlstyle, until later when someone brings up the concept of self-imposed handicaps.

Punk rock love is getting your first kiss and almost losing your virginity at the same time, meanwhile you're trying not to wake up the other person sleeping in the same bed.

Groping in the bushes by the freeway and later you realize that all the passing cars could see you.

Exploring the wasteland together.

holding hands out on the fire escape.

Lying in the grass in her backyard.

Lying on the astroturf in her bedroom.

Drinking tequila on her porch, on your birthday.

Riding on her motorcylce early in the cold morning and you're holding on tight and steam is rising off of the river and you're thinking how she is maybe even better than the Ramones.

Punk rock love is both being broke.

Love letters.

Finding out she sang "StayFree" at her high school talent show.

Finding out she's a little crazier than you thought when you finally get her in bed.

Her boyfriend getting mad.

Walking around with her and her nephew and everyone giving you dirty looks cuz they think he's your kid.

Walking around with her and being happy and proud.

Being sad together.

Being sad by yourself.

Missing her.